Fireworks are dangerous
We don’t want to get burned
We don’t want you, Uncle Sam
Trying so hard to get out of family plans
Barbecues
With mosquitoes on all your food
It’s too hot to be outside
Why does it have to be July?
CHORUS
[We’ve got a lot of heart on Valentine’s
We can’t go wrong with Cupid on our side
We have all the love it takes to win tonight
So you’ll have to fight]
Halloween, you don’t scare us
Who do you think you’re fooling?
With your stale candy and masks
Better watch out or your pumpkins will get smashed
Trick or Treat
We don’t want to smell your feet
Cut some holes into a sheet
And go haunt somebody else
[CHORUS]
New Year’s, we don’t understand
Why you stay up all night
Just to see the clock strike twelve
Maybe Y2K has your laptop feeling ill
Go to bed
Get Dick Clark out of your head
Crowded streets in NYC
That’s not where we want to be
[CHORUS]
