Don’t want to be an overgrown monkey
Don’t want to clean the hair out of the drain
Can you hear the sound of Chewbacca?
As he runs away like a wussy
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[Welcome to a new kind of Star Wars
All across the galaxy far away
This is where Luke will save the day]
The Republic’s our dream for tomorrow
At least we’re not the slaves to Han Solo
With that we leave you with a (wookie sound)
At least we’re not the midget of Dagobah
We’re not a part of the gremlin agenda
And we don’t fayjibble all our words up
And say lose we must in this bowl
[REFRAIN]
The Jedi Council’s in session tomorrow
Under four feet we won’t admit you
You wish you were Mace Windu
At least we’re not the Emperor’s lackey
How could you bring balance to the galaxy?
And if you listened to Master Kenobi
You wouldn’t need help with your breathing
[REFRAIN]
After you cut off the right arm
Then we come heavy with the new one
But you always die in the end
[REFRAIN]
