Chewy just hit the wall
He’s a big dumb animal
Hairy with a funny smell
And what’s up with that yell
Ammo across his chest
He can’t afford a vest
Hans Solo side kick
He has a hairy face
Luke is our baby boy
He is our pride and joy
Crushing on Leia
Don’t be a playa
The force is with this one
But soon that will be done
So don’t be caddy
‘Cuz who’s your, who’s your daddy?
CHORUS
[Since Darth Vader took over
The dark side’s gaining power
With Storm Troopers and Death Stars
Our victory can’t be too far
We built this empire
And raised the bar much higher
Cuz we are the evil ones
And having, having, having all the fun]
Yoda is not so wise
Big ears and funny eyes
Looks like a little elf
What happened to your health?
He needs a cane to walk
How can he talk the talk?
He used to have the force
But not now, no way, no how
[CHORUS]
